Jules Meme Stopper

Dear AL:
About 2 to 3 times a week my blog friends tag me to do their Meme's, or Meme's they find on the internet, and it's getting on my nerves! I can understand if they decide to do a Meme because they find it fun, or have nothing to post, but why do they have to drag me and others into doing them? I've been a good egg and done everyone I've been tagged to do, but I had enough!

How can I tell my friends to remove me from their Meme tag hit list? Please don't add my URL to this post, some of my readers might find it.
-- Trudy, Alabama

Dear Trudy:
Why don't you tell your friends to stop tagging you? If that's a problem then post this Jules Meme Stopper I created on your blog, the code is below it for you to copy.

jules meme stopperThe path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of Memes. Blessed are they who in the name of common sense and goodwill, keep these damn Memes to themselves, for they are truly their brother's keeper and a finder of lost brain cells. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to tag me with a freakin Meme!

Cut and paste this code into your post:


If you want to make sure your friends don't forget, add this Jules Meme Stopper on your blogs sidepanel:

I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to tag me with a Damn Meme!

Cut and paste this code into your blogs sidepanel:


This should solve everybody's problem, but if not, go Pulp Fiction on their arse!

*** Nonviolent Meme Stoppers coming soon! ***

7 comments:

cristina said...

Even if you don't get any mails seeking advice, make it up! ;) We just want to be entertained. Now whether the issue is real or not, who cares?! ;)

cristina said...

plus, Plan B is promoting your services across the blogosphere.

Anonymous said...

I just might have to use this myself! :)

Balls said...

this stuff was cool man, i dunno abt u, but i am a big fan of pulp fiction and all other tarantino stuff.

Webmiztris said...

lol, I totally agree...memes come to my blog to die.

Dear AL said...

Eastern Butterfly, I did make one up, guess which one? I'm just glad the people who emailed me have a sense of humor!

Amber, wait until I make a less nonviolent looking Meme Stopper. Don't want to ruin your blog!

Balls, I'm glad you like it, and thanks again for writting about me!

Dawn, you're a Saint! If there was only a few million more of you, we would be Meme-less!

Ang said...

I rarely do a meme. If I do, it is usually stolen by or from my closest friend.
I won't tag people. They can do it if they want.

btw Al, glad to see you're getting some use from the gmail invite :)