Hav A Pimple Probem!

DearAl:
I hav a big pimple on ma lip! I feld it comin in a coupel of days ago but did nart dink much bout it til ma wife notised it an sed "O my God I wana pop it!", an she did an it hert like a bich! Ma wife now has one on her lip, an it is biger dan minds! Coud it be comin frum da pigs feet we eat evory now an den? Apresheate yor help!
-- Ray, Georgia

Dear Ray:
I am nart shore, butt it souns like you boof mite hav herpeas, jus wonda how you caut it befor you gav it to yor wife? You did nart cach it frum da pigs feet, maybee frum trinkin frum sumone elsis trink. I recomens you boof see a doktor as soon as posibowl, an visit da RIF site.

Sorree it took me so lang to rite bac, hope I am nart to layt!

14 comments:

ramblings said...

OMG!!! this was too much!
roflmao.

The Stiltwalker said...

ok why Ray gotta be from Georgia and indulge occassionally on pig's feet. I'm officially offended! lol

speaking of bumps though...

Webmiztris said...

ewwww! see what happens when you kiss Katie Holmes!!!

Tracie B. said...

hey wait, did someone from my hometown write that?

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

i think hes got a bigger spelling problem...

Sherry said...

ROTFLMAO.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Whale oil be feked 'em r herpeas.
A lot of peeps don't know this but oral herpes (sometimes called cold sores or cankers) can be passed to the genitals.
AAAAAAAACCkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

No. No. No. It's Whale oil beef hucked, m r her peas.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Got it wrong: It's Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

Dear AL said...

Ramblings, dats wat I wa dinkin wen I furst red his email a weak ego.

The Stiltwalker, you'll be ok!

Webmiztris, Katie Holmes has herpes? Ewwwww!

Tracie B., I bet you wrote it!

lastlifeinmyuniverse, I dinks you rite!

Sherry, be careful not to roll on the floor too long, you might get kicked!

Jessica, are you ok?

Rose said...

Wonderful reply. :)

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Nope, probably lost my mind.

t2 said...

lol!!!!

fsdjfkwui said...

LOL shoo farny! i lub u!