Love of my life is not listening to me!

Dear Al:
I'm in love! I met this incredibly awesome beautiful girl that rocks my world! Her name is Katie! Since Katie came into my life, something extraordinary magnificent has happened to me that I can't restrain myself since I'm so happy! I made a fool out of myself not long ago while I was jumping on a friends couch laughing manically "I'm in love! I'm in love!", but that's ok. I'm really happy because Katie is an extraordinary woman! My friends are happy for me, people I know, my mom and my whole family are happy for me! But I have a little problem, not that I'm saying I'm not happy, because I am since I love Katie so much! Katie is starting to develop pimples on her face, but they'e not gross yet, just it doesn't look good. Katie wants to start using medicated acne pads for her face, which I'm totally agains't! Those acne pads introduces chemicals to the body which are harmful, because I know since I've done the research. I explained to Katie that all she has to do to get rid of the pimples is to take vitamins and exercise, but she insists on using those medicated acne pads!
Al, how can I make Katie see the light? I would really appreciate a response from you before I start my E-meter treatment today to free my Thetans from the influence of evil Engrams. Thanks!
--Tom, tomcruiseblog.blogspot.com

Dear Tom:
Tom, it's great that you're in love, just stop reminding us!

So what you're saying is you want Katie to clear up her pimples, but you want her to clear up her pimples by taking the road that you approve of, as opposed to a road that may work for her? If you truly love Katie, then let her clear up her pimples the way she sees fit, unless you prefer seeing her with whiteheads the size of peas!

I hope this helped! Now go and free your Thetans!

18 comments:

Sherry said...

OMG! lmao.

Mr. Universe said...

You have to be one sick puppy to pretend to be someone famous! That person must be a loser!

Vengelyne said...

Lol @ Jonathan's comments.

Whiteheads the size of peas? Ack!!! Al, you weren't indirectly talking about me there, were you? *shifty eyes*

Chuck said...

You shouldn't talk paper clip... I mean Jonathan!

Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE KNOCKS SOME SENSE! LOL!

Rose DesRochers said...

LMAO

Tracie B. said...

i think if he really loves her he will try and make sure that every little thing that she does is done the way he says, because after all, he loves her and wants the best for her. right? i mean, that's not control, that's LOVE.

;)

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

LOL jon

Webmiztris said...

Will exercise also help her herpes, Tom?

BLECH!

beadinggalinMS said...

LMAO! Cruise freeks me out anymore.

ramblings said...

Oh my goodness! How funny you are!!!

Anonymous said...

katie should get on the couch and jump up and down, maybe the pimples would just fall off.

Balls said...

hey al, its good to be back, even if only for a moment, great going pal.

Dayngr said...

Tom is ever-knowing... After all how could he possibly give advice on silent labor and delivery if he weren't?

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Tom, we know you gave Katie those herpes and you got 'em from your ex. So, Tom, my advice is to be true to yourself (we all know you like the guys) and stop bossing young women around just to make you look straight. ALSO, Tom, we know where you pea sized pimples are, so stop being so uppity.

ramblings said...

HAPPY EASTER AL!!

Hope its a great day for ya

Rose DesRochers said...

Happy Easter Al

Trudy Booty Scooty said...

You are soooooo hysterical!

And what the HECK is Gmail?

:)