I Have A Big Problem!

Dear Al:
A few days ago I woke up and realized there was something hard in my boxer shorts. I tried to ignore it and a few minutes later it went away. Since then I was afraid of getting this thing again. Today in school I saw a very pretty girl and suddenly I had the feeling that my trousers were too tight. I nearly started to cry, because I din´t know what was going on. here in Germany exists a magazin called "Bravo", which has got an extra part about sexuality. It´s called " Dr. Sommer Team". An inner voice told me to ask the team around Dr. Sommer for help. But I´m too afraid they print my letter in there magazin and everyone in school loughes about me. So I´m searching the anonymity of the I-Net and I´m asking you for help. What can I do against that hard thing? but the most important question is: What the hell is that thing in my boxer shorts?

Peace for the world says Friedel and wishes Al a great day.
-- Friedel, Germany, Sankt Augustin

Dear Friedel:
Sounds like you have a serious case of ! You need to seek a professional to have it surgically removed, then visit the town hall to change your name to Frieda. I hope this helped!

12 comments:

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

omg roflmao !

Vengelyne said...

Rofl!!!

Al, that's just too wicked of you. >_<

A boy (or soon to be not so boy?) is seeking your advice and you definitely gave him a HUGE one. =P

Amber said...

You crack me up Al!

ramblings said...

I'm soooooo snickering right now!!

The Stiltwalker said...

LMAO!!! Bratwurst....

Webmiztris said...

oh, come on, he's just a kid. it's probably a case of 'vienna sausage'.

Monika said...

al! Be nice!

The poor kid! What if he tries to cut it off? Some kids don't know the first thing about sex 'cause their parents are pussies and are too chicken to tell them.

And if it's a joke... then lol

Lori said...

LOL....Maybe he has the problem that the Dad did in Johnson's Family Vacation movie!!!!

just me said...

OMG! Al, you're too funny!

Mr. Universe said...

Al, I know we have our differences, but this post is too funny!

Li said...

LMAO! This has to be the hardest I laughed in a long time! Thanks Al!

Rose said...

Al did you here about the young man who committed suicide because his penis was too small? Your advice could do damage but I’m ROFL.