I'm Not Raising Him!

You have to be a major pain in the ass to be punished like this! Think he'll be good now?Dear Al:
Since we've moved into the neighborhood, my 4 year old daughter befriended an annoying little brat her age that keeps visiting us! Besides talking with a speech impediment that sounds like someone scratching a chalkboard, this boy doesn't listen. Everytime he does something idiotic, I have to tell this moron about half a dozen times to stop while he's looking at me with this stupid smile on his face that makes me want to kick his parents ass! His parents don't give a damn about him, which is why I let this kid in sometimes so he wont play in the streets alone! Did I mention this marvel is just 4 years old?!!!

Al, I know it's not the kids fault he acts like an animal, but I'm not gona raise him! HELP!
-- Matt, UK

Dear Matt:
This kids a moron? Who's the one baby sitting him? Duh!

Listen Beavis, instead of complaining to me, how about complaining to the authorities about these neglectful parents! The only moron here is you if you can't figure this out for yourself.

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8 comments:

Webmiztris said...

good call, al! I'd be calling CPS in a heartbeat!

ramblings said...

WHOO-HOO AL!!!

I agree, call them, the police, whatever they have do to, becuz' the kid might endanger the life of their child.

Dumbasses.

luckysevn said...

He's not mine. I swear.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

In grade three a kid just like him slammed my fingers in my desk. Then, when I moved away he wrote me a love letter.
That's all I have to say about that.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

sounds like a student i had once. ugh kids.

Sweety said...

Aww, poor kid! I hope he gets some help.

sage said...

I should bring my problems to you...

The Stiltwalker said...

call child protective services