Torn between two!

Dear Al:
I'm currently torn between two men.
One is 2 years younger than me, is a musician, loves working out in the gym, gorgeous, very independent, motivated, ambitious, practical, and down to earth.

The other's 6 years older, writes the most beautiful poetry, romantic, dreamy, articulate, expressive, idealistic, lives for the moment and doesn't-think of-the-consequences-kinda guy.

They are both poles apart and special in their own ways. I'm attracted to both and I can't decide which one to pick! Help me!
-- Torn, Denmark

Dear Torn:
Which one is better in bed? Serious! You don't want to get stuck with an amateur, believe me! On the other hand, the other guy might need Viagra, and if he's allergic to it, that's an eternity in front of the TV!

Since you're attracted to both of them, draw straws! Or better! Stick with the one who goes out of his way to be with you, who's not so wrapped up in his own world, but tries to be wrapped up in yours.
I hoped this helped!

The photo above is by WALTERito.

7 comments:

ramblings said...

Way Good Advice! There is nothing worse then being stuck w/ a mate that can't please you. Nor wants to be w/ you.

Once again I'm astounded by your insight AL.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Uh, why do you have to choose monogamy?

luckysevn said...

Of course!!! The "spark" has to be there!!! But we all get old and gray someday - so like you said, Al, hopefully one of the two is wrapped up in Torn's world (but not necessarily wrapped around her little finger!).

The Stiltwalker said...

why choose? I'm all for multi-men-ships

Grafxgurl said...

lol.. this is a HILARIOUS blog.!!
well sorry i dont have any questions right now.. but ill keep this in mind.. lol..

great writing!
take care

Rose said...

I echo this part of Al's adivice"Stick with the one who goes out of his way to be with you, who's not so wrapped up in his own world, but tries to be wrapped up in yours."


Ignore everything else he said. LOL

Rose said...

I echo this part of Al's adivice"Stick with the one who goes out of his way to be with you, who's not so wrapped up in his own world, but tries to be wrapped up in yours."


Ignore everything else he said. LOL