Burger King Is Slow As Hell!

Dear Al:
I have a problem with the local Burger King, they're slow as hell! I'm not sure if it has anything to do with the lack of employees, or the two fat cows that are preparing the meals in the back! One girl is about 200 pounds, and the other girl is as heavy as a Mack truck! They can barely maneuver in the kitchen, and one time they pinned each other, that they had to use the Jaws of Life to free them! I'm not freakin kidding!

Either these girls are eating them out of business, or their roads blocks in the kitchen are slowing them down! Al, what should I do?
-- Extremely Frustrated, California

Dear Extremely Frustrated:
Stop going there, genius!

I bet your ASS is wider than those two girls put together!

6 comments:

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

dude ! im speakin for all the fat girls out there: THATS NOT COOL ! im only hoping youll keep eating that crap and then turn into a "mack truck" as well. then well see whos laughin ! mwahaha !

The Stiltwalker said...

given the fact that you're frequenting BK and actually have an issue with it I think we can all safely conclude that you're a fat ass yourself!

beadinggalinMS said...

great adive Al like always. oh and I agree with the 2 above comments.

Monika said...

Dude

SWITCH TO SUBWAYS AND MAKE LIKE JARED.

You fat ass.

Rose said...

Ouch Al and here I was going to tell them to go to Mcdonalds.

Chuck said...

Extremely frustrated, are you a virgin?