Coming in like El Niño! by Jeremy Lavine



Dear Al:
Your apology made me feel all warm inside, like a fire burning, or heartburn. Anyway, I'm writing to you because I need some advice.
I wrote this essay called "Coming in like El Niño" not long ago, and I was wondering if I could use the same essay in another class I'm taking now, or do I have to write a new one like coming in like a hurricane?

So what do you think, Al?
Looking forward to your advice!
-- Jeremy Lavine, www.jeremylavine.blogspot.com

Dear Jeremy:
I bet you don't have any Spanish friends, am I right?

I think you should write a new essay like "Coming in like an asteroid!", because it also kills people and burns down trees! Think about it!

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18 comments:

Vengelyne said...

Lol. I like the handwritten comment at the bottom of the essay. Way to go, Jeremy!

Trish said...

Al, you owe me a new keyboard! You and Jeremy made me spit Coke all over it! That essay is a riot! LMAO!

Mr. Universe said...

ROTFLMAO! Wish you was my son, Jeremy!

Diana said...

LOL! Al, just added you to my favorites!

Monika said...

LMAO *tear*

luckysevn said...

What the....?????

Anonymous said...

Jeremy, you are stupid. Don't you know which words need capitalization?

Webmiztris said...

lmao! why didn't the teacher like the drama? maybe you plan to write for Law and Order when you grow up!!

beadinggalinMS said...

LMAO! Jeremy did an excellent job with that essay!

The Stiltwalker said...

ha ha. see this is why my kids are going to military school.

Chuck said...

Jeremy is the next Stephen King! lol!

Ben said...

Thanks for the laugh, Jeremy, Al! I needed that today!

Lori said...

Like all things spanish, it is dangerous WTF Jeremy I think you are dangerous.

Rose said...

Too funny.

Bon said...

I heard that a person went on TV to find a job. She was ask by many people question. When the last one came. They ask her "do you like kids". And she said " no ". And so she got fire. So the next time she went for another job. And they ask her "do you know anything about El Nino". And because she got fire last time for not liking kids. She said "oh yes I have kids, I love kids". And they said " okay that's fine it have notthing to do with what we are asking.

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the_awesomeness said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3q9tnUFBnQ

A retelling of the classic scholarly musings of literary legend Jeremy Lavine.

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