Getting Married In 20 Minutes!

Dear Al:
In about 20 minutes I'm getting married, but I'm so nerves! Nobody from my family is gona be at our wedding since my fiancee told them not to come, but that's because she said that her parents didn't have enough money for the party afterwards since they already arranged it for 500 of her family. Everything is going according to my future bride's plans, and the suit she brought for me looks great, but something doesn't feel right! I don't want to be nerves at the alter of our wedding, she'll kill me!

Al, I would really appreciate some last minute advice, but please make it short! Thanks!
-- Dominic, El Paso, Texas

Dear Dominic:
Run!

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26 comments:

Monika said...

LMFAO

I almost dyed chocking on a scone.

Dude... since I'm not exactly a believer in marriage... umm... *insert witty advice here*

Webmiztris said...

whoa....I think Dominic might be Rockchild! He spells "nervous" the same way! ;)

Dear AL said...

Monika, don't worry! I know CPR!

Dawn, I thought Jeremy below was Rockchild! Maybe they're all related! That's all this world needs, 3 of them!

Dear AL said...

Oops! I ment I know the Heimlich Maneuver, Monika. See what you did to me, Dawn!

Chuck said...

I thought that's how nervous was spelled before! You had to ruin my weekend! Huh... Dawn!

Trish said...

So Chuck, are you Dominic? This is making me nerves!

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

lol ! shit ! in 20 mins !? uhhh... nevermind.

gab said...

Why would he need advice 20 mins before the weddding? you can tell she is a controling witch(I meant that to be with a B)His family cant attend? what the hell? and you were right RUN

Mr. Universe said...

What I like to know is if Dominic went through with it! LOL!

Dominic said...

Al, I'm married! What have I done? I couldn't read your blog because we had a power outage! Was hoping you would have advise to calm my nerves after the wedding.

Gota go! She's calling me!

Vengelyne said...

Dominic: GO ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON!

Lol... why get married in the first place if you're now asking what you've done???

Lori said...

Good advice RUN.

Monika said...

Al! I could have DIED with you administering CPR =(

Caryn said...

LOL! A little late to be asking advice. This guy would deserve what he got, methinks.

Shannon said...

LMAO!! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Gareth said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA why say a million words when one simple word will do :)

beadinggalinMS said...

run Dominic run!!!

Delaleuverses said...

So did you really get married? Now i'm curious after reading this post, wow

Monika said...

Dominic... she told your family not to come? BITCH! If she can't respect you enough to have YOUR OWN GODDAMNED FAMILY at YOUR WEDDING... bitch!

The Dormitory Boys said...

Dominic, maybe your wife was having a bad everyday! Hopefuly she calms down in her next life.

Rose DesRochers said...

Have a nice honey moon.:)

just me said...

Get out now while the gettin's good!

mar said...

Dominic couldn't have gotten a better advice... a new pair of running shoes couldn't hurt either...

The Stiltwalker said...

looks like whoever she is is getting a real dildo for a husband.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

LOL stilt

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