How Can I Get His Attention Again?

Dear Al:
I'm crazy about a blogger, but I don't think he's crazy about me after our last chat. I said something I shouldn't have "I'll bear your babies!", but I was just kidding, kinda. Al, how can I get his attention again? Should I let him see me via webcam, even if he doesn't have his own? Should I give him my phone number like he's been asking? I really don't want to loose him, we've been chatting online for two months!
-- Nicole, Louisiana

Dear Nicole:
Mr. wonderful is playing ya! The reason why he's giving you the cold shoulder is to trick you into giving into his demands. This guy could be a nut looking to try out his new knife set, soil some oats, or copy your image via webcam to post on his alternate blog "Girl's I've Tricked Into Giving Me Their Phone Numbers, And Webcamming Before Scoring.com"

Ignore him! life is too short to be playing games with your life!

Comments closed on posts older than 2 weeks.

16 comments:

Webmiztris said...

guys don't seem to like blunt honesty. a guy contacted me on myspace.com - he was a guy I was friends with years ago - and I confessed that I used to have the biggest crush on him. it's been like 2 weeks and he still hasn't written me back any response whatsoever. isn't that totally fucked up, yet hysterical?

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

als right. life is too short to be wondering about these things. but i guess, when your infatuated, all bets are off.

chatting with someone online and meeting em offline can be two totally different things. i say, dont get too hung up over someone youve never met before. it just isnt worth it.

Monika said...

yup yup I second Debs rationality

Gareth said...

LOL at the cartoon!

I hope that Nicole isn't the Nicole that I used to know otherwise it's the guy that needs to watch out :p

Vengelyne said...

It's so easy to fall in love with someone's suaveness and sweet words when you've not even seen him before... But you don't even know how the dude really is!!! Fantasy makes everything perfect and nice, though.

I agree with Al to ignore him. Let him go.

ms. 92504 said...

Al, somehow you sound like a defensive father there...

The Stiltwalker said...

Screw that. Talk for 2 months!? Hell no. We need to meet asap. My time is too valuable to waste.

Chuck said...

How are we guys ever gona have a chance if you keep screwing us, Al?

beadinggalinMS said...

Ignore him!!!

Dominic said...

I bet the guy she's interested in is Carrot Top! Poor girl!

Monika said...

chuck! shhh

Mr. Universe said...

You'll be ok, Chuck. Hopefully Nicole heeds Al's response, never thought I would write this!

Jeremy Lavine said...

Maybe he's spanish! Watch out Nicole!

Lori said...

Play it safe and ignore him.

Sweety said...

That picture. LOL!

Rose said...

Nicole sounds desperate.