Answers To Your Questions

I like to thank everybody for their questions, and to everybody who thought about questioning me, but didn't! WTF!

Last asked "where in the world are you ? and dont give me half assed answers like north america. i want city, state, province, country, everything."
I'm in New York City, the Bronx, but I'm not telling you my street address! God dammit!

Monika asked "What TIME ZONE are you in?"
What do I look like, a watch? well, here you go! Tick,tick,tick,tick,tick...
Current UTC or GMT (Greenwich Mean Time): Monday 7/17/2006 9:24 am GMT
The Eastern Time Zone Is: GMT - 5h during Standard Time, GMT - 4h during Daylight Saving Time


Lori asked "What is your daily life like?"
Hectic, lori! My life is damn hectic! You wont believe how hectic it is!
Hey! Did I ever tell you my life is hectic? Well it is!

Beading asked "What do you like to eat for breakfast?"
Food!

The Dormitory Boys asked "Have you ever given advice that you regret?"
No! I'm Al Dammit! Every bit of advice has been carefully crafted to meet the needs of my writers, while bashing a few in the process. No one ever said that the truth doesn't hurt! I'm making up for their so called friends who are afraid to tell it like it is, or lack of friends due to shyness, picky, or just being a plain weirdo.

Jonathan asked "Have you ever thought about deleting a blogger from your blogroll because they didn't pay their respect?"
No, because maybe they're busy, or ignoring my blog since I haven't visited theirs in a while. Payback is a bitch!

Red Hot Sexy Papa asked "Do you think I should quit my job?"
I'm not sure what you do for a living, or why you would ask that question, but go ahead and quit! By following this advice means you agree not to sue me, or move in!

Chuck asked "Has anyone ever knock your teeth out like mines?"
No one has ever jacked my teeth up like yours! Freak!

Dawn asked "hey, al, what do you look like? I mean even Dear Abby posts her pic."
Hey! No one told Dear Abby to post her pic, but I'll tell you what I look like. I'm a mix between Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Johnny Depp, with a touch of Jack Black, but that doesn't mean I'm a lardass, alright!

13 comments:

Lori said...

WOW your life sounds a little hetic.

Dear AL said...

No, Lori, it's hectic!

Monika said...

lmfao...

well, I ain't going nowhere near the bronx when I go to NYC in august...last time I was there I almost got run over 4 times in 15 minutes. AND I was on the SIDEWALK!

NO THANKS!

Webmiztris said...

Bronz, huh? So do you know Jenny from the Block? lol

hey, al, what do you look like? I mean even Dear Abby posts her pic. ;)

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

...mmmmmmm web. do we really wanna know ? i kinda like the fantasy ive got goin on here...

The Stiltwalker said...

aw shit I was fine until you mentioned resemblance to Jack Black. Can I go back to my fairy tale image of you please?

Webmiztris said...

Wow, Al, you sound hot! :D

Rose said...

I feel left out.I should have asked you something. :)

Dear AL said...

Monika, it wasn't me! I rarely drive now since gas is so expensive, so wifey makes me walk.

Dawn, Jenny forgot where she came from when her and Ben Aflect merged into "Benifer!" Gag!

Last, sorry for bursting your bubble for answering Dawn's question. Still love me?

Stilt, I was just kidding! Serious!

Dawn, thanks! I knew you was into Jack Black! ***Doing the chicken dance***

Rose, you still can! Just keep your question clean! Dammit!

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

unfortunately yes :>

boo said...

wanna chicken dance together?

Sweety said...

Oh no!! I have neglected your blog, and now I missed my chance to ask you something. Indeed. Payback's a bitch.

Rose said...

Al, when you bath, what do you wash first? You said to keep it clean. :)