I was a childhood friend of Ann Coulter
I was a childhood friend of Ann Coulter when she had a different name, sex, and personality. I can't believe the monster he has become today!
He (Ann)... yes he was sweet, shy, and insecure, that a small group of children bullied him right up until the end of High School. He vowed to get even with everybody, just didn't think it would be the whole country looking the way he does now! I just can't see him in a dress!
Al, is there anyway to bring back the sweet boy I remember?
-- Anonymous Friend
You're joking, right? Well, Ann does have flippers for feet.
There's a point of no return, and Ann Coulter has crossed it, right after his sex change operation, so you say. What was his name before? Earl?
***Looking again*** OMG, those feet!
Anyway, anonymous, Earl is never coming back. Stop living in the past!
Update: For my readers who never heard of Ann Coulter, just check out these links:
Ann's Quotes: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter
About Ann: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter