Trying To Love Thy Neighbor

Dear Al:
I don't know what else to do, I have these neighbors who always starting mess with me and my family. I try to ignore them, but they always trying to push the wrong button in me. They are always picking at me and my family for no reason at all. I am trying so hard to hold my temper with them. The Bible says; love thou enemies. This what I am trying so hard to do. what should I do about this? I refuse to allow them to win, and I won't leave my home.
-- Mr. Hate_drama, Mississippi

Dear Mr. Hate:
How are they picking on you and your family? What are they saying?
Is it because they're nuts, or does your front yard looks like shit?

Since you haven't given me enough info here, the only course of action I can recommend is to ignore them. Better yet, try to make peace! Talk to your neighbors, try to be helpful, invite them over for barbeques.
Love thou neighbors, and they will eventually love ya back, or think you're nuts!

10 comments:

Nadine said...

I'd say ignore them too. We had to move from our last appartment because of our insanely violent alcoholic crazy ass neighbour. He threatened us several times. If we had ignored him, instead of calling the police or trying to reason, it would have been less dramatic.

Monika said...

Ignore them dude. Listen to Al.

Linda said...

Kill them with kindness. It will drive them insane you constantly being nice to them and doing nice stuff for them. Mow their lawn, take them a freshly baked cake, etc. etc. etc. Or better yet move into the woods like I did no neighbors to worry about. :)

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

im glad i dont live on the bible belt.


uhh.. theyll think your nuts.

Vengelyne said...

Should I start a ihatemyneighbours blog? Cos I totally detest mine, too for LOTS of reasons. They kept treading over the line!!!

One plants a tree and it grows into my yard and WE have to PAY for a guy to cut the branches that grow over right in front of the jerk! And another keeps kicking rubbish into my lawn.

How low can they go? And these are only 2... I've tons of others on the same wavelength as these 2. *rolls eyes*

Kill irritating neighbours, I say!!! I would if I had the license to kill!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pray they will move.

Unknown said...

I have heard it is merciful and loving to "put down" those that are miserable; try that on the neighbors. They must be miserable or else they wouldn't find someone else to project on.

The Stiltwalker said...

call the popos on them!

Ripple said...

Maybe you can learn to play the drums with the garage door open.

Aaron said...

It's love 'thine' enemy... It's 'thine' because... well, it's because of something that I'm not going to explain because nobody cares about archaic English grammar except me.