Caught My Son Having Cybersex!

Dear AL:
One of the worst things in the world I never thought could happen happened tonight in my home! I caught my 18 year old son having cybersex! I walked into his bedroom to say goodnight, and there he was playing with himself in front of his webcam! He quickly put his penis away and turned off his computer, and I walked out in shock!

I don't know who was on the other end, just hope it wasn't a guy! Should I pretend like I didn't see anything?
-- Jolted in Seattle

Dear Jolted:
I'm sure it's not Michael Jackson on the other end, so don't worry. It's the best protection against STD's and he's not playing with someone else's flute. Everything will be ok... It could've been worse.

16 comments:

Webmiztris said...

it's absolutely not michael jackson - he'd never go for any boy that old! love that video, al!

beadinggalinMS said...

My advice talk to your son. It will be better to talk about it then to let slide.

Mr. Universe said...

Al, you owe me a new laptop! That video made me spit coffee all over it! LMAO!

BionicBuddha said...

Funny stuff...I guess that is what they call "family values"!


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Dayngr said...

That video was hilarious! Your advice right on target.

Paul F. said...

Just nod your head, smile and give him a wink when you see him again. That'll really fry his brain.

Vengelyne said...

Hahha... another good youtube video that matches yr reader's problem. Al, you really have too much free time in your hands!

Jolted in Seattle shouldn't worry so much. That was only ONE occasion she caught her son cyber sex-ing. What about the other occasions she missed out? She'd go bald worrying over it. Let loose... It's part of growing up for the kiddo...

Monika said...

dude, aren't you relieve that he's shooting his load in his hand, rather than impregnating the reverend's daughter?

think about it

Lori said...

Monika is right you should be happy he is doing himself and not getting some girl pregant.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

O SNAP ! LOL


im with mon. *licks mon*

Tracie B. said...

yikes! thank goodness for mom's spaghetti

Monika said...

yea baby yeaaaa ;)

starbender said...

hahahaaaaa!
I'm still laughing my Ass off!
;]

Titania said...

Great advice Al (as usual!) Although I think if I walked in on that, I'd have freaked!!

The Stiltwalker said...

oh hell naw!

Anonymous said...

I have some adice: Knock on the door mom!!!!