Working Two Girls, How Do I Play This?

Yo Al:
I'm currenly seein two girls, my wife and her best friend. Her best friend wants me to spend more time wit her, but my wife is so needy dat I barely have time to see myself in a mirror. How can I work both of dem witout gettin caught? I Can't afford a divorce right now!

I only want an answer how to play dis, not how fucked up you might dink dis is. Danks!
-- Terrence, Komton, CA

Dear Terrence:
You're SCREWED!

Message from your wife (edited for decency):

You muddafudin cheating piece of shit! I show you Al's blog and your illiterate crack ass writes him for advice? I'm a regular here you fuckin dumbass! You have one hour to pack your bags before I clock your ass with my wiffle bat! Tell my dear friend "the ho" to keep her distance or I'll clock her ass too!

We live in Compton, not Komton!
-- Tamara, Compton, CA


You tell him, Tamara!

11 comments:

beadinggalinMS said...

Get him Tamara!!

Titania said...

Holy Hell! Is this guy for real? HaHaHaHa

Tamara--beat his ass!

Rose said...

Tamara, you go girl!

Anonymous said...

LMAO!
but then reality hits..
terrence u slut!

Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

Muahahahahaha this is hilarious!

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

LOL

Vengelyne said...

Wow... the wife sure writes and spells better than the hubby.

Fumble Fingers said...

THAT was funny! Now pardon me while I clean the Diet Coke off my screen!

Fumble Fingers said...

THAT was funny! Now pardon me while I clean the Diet Coke off my screen!n!

Webmiztris said...

what a stupid thug! lol!

The Stiltwalker said...

I say let dem ho's fite!