I'm currenly seein two girls, my wife and her best friend. Her best friend wants me to spend more time wit her, but my wife is so needy dat I barely have time to see myself in a mirror. How can I work both of dem witout gettin caught? I Can't afford a divorce right now!
I only want an answer how to play dis, not how fucked up you might dink dis is. Danks!
-- Terrence, Komton, CA
Message from your wife (edited for decency):
You muddafudin cheating piece of shit! I show you Al's blog and your illiterate crack ass writes him for advice? I'm a regular here you fuckin dumbass! You have one hour to pack your bags before I clock your ass with my wiffle bat! Tell my dear friend "the ho" to keep her distance or I'll clock her ass too!
We live in Compton, not Komton!
-- Tamara, Compton, CA
You tell him, Tamara!