I'm psychologicaly damaged!

Dear AL:
I still can't believe what I saw yesterday! I wanted to gouge my eyes out! I walked in on my parents in the bathroom while my mom was giving dad oral sex! It was digusting! There dad was, standing in his hairy birthday suit, while Mom performed oral sex with her pruned lips! They was sagging everywhere!

Why can't they be like normal parents and stop having sex? I know your readers will find this funny, but I'm psychologicaly damaged!
-- Grace, college student

Dear Grace:
It could have been worse!



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24 comments:

Lilly said...

So we are suppose to stop having sex like normal parents? Look, it happened! You caught us, now live with it! Same might happen when you have kids!

We didn't know you was sleeping in because you was sick yesterday!

Oh yeah, for future reference, don't forget to delete the browsers history after you write about our sagging asses on our computer!

Rose said...

Ouch looks like Mom busted daughter! LOL

Mr. Universe said...

You know that's the same thing my son said to me and my ex-wife after he caught us! Guess being a good parent is sitting in front of the TV until we turn to dust.

Rose DesRochers said...

I also wanted to ad that Many parents have walked in on their teens experimenting. Can you imagine the parents shock there?

It could be worse her parents could be divorced like the majority.

Half of my childrens friends parents are divorced. Hell half the people I know are divorced. Be happy that your parents still have a sex life.


To the parents, you go. Next time lock that door. LOL

Paul F. said...

Yeah, just be glad you didn't catch your mom and dad riding down the Hershey Highway. Now that would be disgusting!

ramblings said...

Oh Holey shit!!

That was fricking HILARIOUS!!!

Monika said...

Dude, chill man.

I walked in on my mom and step-dad making my brother. And let me tell you, it wasn't vanilla sex, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

Webmiztris said...

omg, that video! the sagging tighty-whities! the sagging skin! the HORROR!

The Dormitory Boys said...

LOL! Not at you, Grace! The video!

Chuck said...

That's why there's no mirrors around when I have sex!

Diane said...

This post made my day! LMAO!

caramaena said...

Hilarious!

R2K said...

: )

Roxi said...

That is fucking hilarious!

Manny said...

ahhhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah

mar said...

ROFL! I liked Ikea even before the video, lol! :)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL..Very funny 'dear al'...If only IKEA would put an ad like this on the air....!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oooops! I forgot to say, I'm here from Wendy's Casting Call! Nice to meet you!

craziequeen said...

Poor Grace.

Tell your parents to lock the door!

:-)

cq
Here via Wendy, Al

Ben said...

Grace, when you reach your parents age, are you gona stop having sex? Feel sorry for whomever your with then.

Vengelyne said...

Lol. You're good at searching for those videos, Al...

I think people should always lock the door when having sex.

Michele said...

Since when did Ikea start selling pitch forks and pig masks? Perhaps THAT is what "affordable solutions for better living" truly means.

Tracie B. said...

oh lordy that was funny, al. thanks :)

Dear AL said...

Anonymous, every once in a while I get a message from someone joking around. Here are a couple examples:
"I have a big problem!"
"She no lik me enymor!"

This one is probably real:
"Plz dun advice me on evythng belo. Thanx"