What the fuck is up with the media?
"Lindsay Lohan breaks wrist in fall", "Lindsay Lohan tells her mum to go to hell", "Lindsay Lohan Takes on the White Oprah", "Lindsay Lohan Picks the Crust between her Toes," Who fuckin cares!
One more news story about Lindsay Lohan, I'm gona fuckin kill somebody!
-- Britney, California
Jane Fonda is worried about Lindsay Lohan!
Look, just change the channel when they talk about Lindsay Lohan, ignore articles about her. We can't stop the news media from reporting crap, but we can send them a message by ignoring them.
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