My Sons Place Is A Mess!

Dear AL:
Before my son moved into his own place, I gave him his space and never complained about his messy bedroom. What a mistake that was! Every time he invited me over to his place, it seemed to be getting worse and worse. Dirty socks on the kitchen counter, a pile of laundry on the bathroom floor, garbage bags on his balconey, and used cups and plates all over his apartment. A few days ago I finally broke and told him to clean up his place, and he tried, but today I found a plate under his couch and a moldy cup behind a cushion. I don't mean to pry into my sons life, but when is he gona learn to pick up after himself?
-- Pauline, Arizona

Dear Pauline:
Some people are hopeless cases while others just need a sign.

Hopefully it doesn't come to this!

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11 comments:

Mr. Universe said...

Pauline, you're a we bit late. You must have one funky ass house to let your son grow up like this.

Balls said...

hey al, happy to know u r still going strong. man, i just got back. still a wee bit tired. should get going in a few days.

Trish said...

LMAO! Love that video!

JR's Thumbprints said...

Dear Al,
What's the most popular Halloween costumes this year?

P.S. Let your son live in his filth. He'll clean it one day. (Not that I know your son any better than you do.)

luckysevn said...

I watched that video and holy crap that actually happened to me!!! Well, clearly I didn't die - but still!!! I got stuck in the butt with a fork at my college boyfriend's dirty ass apartment when I sat on the couch - OUCH!

b o o said...

a lighter or a lighted match is all.

bigwhitehat said...

All hope is not lost. Try importing vermin.

ramblings said...

Heeheeheehee!!

Hilarious!!

Monika said...

ahahaha

al, I have to say, you've made me look like a nutter at the office, because people walk by and hear me laughing...*sigh*

Webmiztris said...

oh boy, stick a fork in her - she's done!!

Vengelyne said...

But the fork didn't look like it stuck into her too deeply. =P