Religious Freak in My Families Business!
There's this religious fanatic living next door that's always in my families business.
She's watches us like a hawk, quotes the Bible to us almost everyday, and gives us dirty looks. A few days ago she thought I was having an affair when she saw me with my sister.
She sneaked into our house, saw us and said "You're both gona burn in hell!"
Al, what can I tell this nut to get her off our backs?
-- Brian, Kentucky
Fuck off bitch! Not you... her!
On second thought, don't tell her that. She might pull a Carrie's mom on your ass!
Get a restraining order agains't her, and when you catch her staring, moon her!