They have the same perky lips as Ted Haggard!

Dear AL:
I'm so confused! I thought Ted Haggard was straight! He told us about the sins of gays, and he was one himself! We was led by a closet gay, which is very troubling to me.

I think some of my evangelical brothers are gay to! They have the same perky lips as Ted Haggard! Yesterday one of them wanted to tell me a secret, but I punched him in the face because I was afraid he was gona kiss me! Maybe he wanted to tell me he was straight!

Al, I shook Ted's hand one time, it's giving me nightmares!
-- Charlie, Pensacola, Florida

Yo Charlie:
You know you liked it! Come on, admit it!

Look, Ted is gay, and maybe some of your friends, and possibly you. Scared? Is that the reason why you snubbed President Bush when he came down to Florida to support your ass, Mr. Crist? Oops!

There is nothing wrong about being gay, unless your a hypocrite "Ted Haggard". You have nothing to worry about if you keep your nose clean, and your ass.

9 comments:

b o o said...

oooh i love me an empty comment box.

nothing wrong with having perky lips nor being gay. and cleaniness is next to horniness.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

good god come out of the closet charlie

Vengelyne said...

Maybe Charlie would've enjoyed the kiss from that guy he punched? =P

Monika said...

hmm, I'm not going to say anything because I get so UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY at morons like you...

FUCKING HOMOPHOBE! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT!

oops =)

ramblings said...

I agree!!!

I'm so angry right now

Webmiztris said...

i heart gay people, but that guy's a JERK!

Paul F. said...

What? That was funny! Sorry, Al. You da man.....didn't mean to be so offensive. Some people get it.

Rose said...

Damn homophobia.

Dayngr said...

LOL I was totally thinking Crist when I was reading it and busted out laughing when you actually mentioned it in your reply. Ahhh great minds...