A friend thinks I should pull a Britney Spears

Dear AL:
First I have to say, I really enjoy reading your blog.
I'm a known actress, but not on the scale my manager thinks I have the potential to become. I played in a few movies, episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and other TV series. Anyway, a friend of mine thinks I should pull a Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan upskirt, by letting photographers catch me with no underwear underneath a miniskirt. She keeps telling to do this, and it's getting on my nerves. My friend who's an unknown actress is the best, but how can I tell her that I'm not gona pull a pathetic stunt like that?
-- Your California Fan

Dear Fan:
Giving away clues? Do you want me to tell my readers who I think you are, or pretending to be? Get a life! But if you're that actress... Where were you when I went to band camp? :P

Anyway, tell your friend that showing off your cooch will just justify those morons thinking that the only thing females have worth anything is their vagina. You're obviously very intelligent for making it as far as you did in the entertainment industry. If she continues bugging you to do this, remind the genius where she stands in the food chain compared to you, then throw her a biscuit. Hope this helped!

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9 comments:

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

al, you went to bandcamp !? O_O

Tracie B. said...

tell her to shove it up her exposed...

Dear AL said...

I was just joking about band camp last Last! Believe me, right? RIGHT!

Tracie, great advice!

ramblings said...

Heehee, I agree.

But in no way do I think this is the 'real actress'.
As an avid Buffy fan, theres just no way, ever that she'd write you AL, (no offense).

Hope it's a great day for you

Dear AL said...

Ramblings, You had to burst my bubble!

Webmiztris said...

ugh, don't do it, girl! I've seen far too many groddy celeb crotches in my young life ALREADY!

TheTorch said...

Yesssss, Show the snatch...who cares who you are...just show the goods...it will do wonders for your career....show the Muff!

Rose said...

Looks fade they don't last for ever. Brains will get you farther and who the heck is this torch?

Anonymous said...

Hey...why does everyone think its that band camp girl.

If you ask me, i think it fits the mold of Eliza Dushku...remember Faith?