I want to crawl into a hole and die!

Dear AL:
I have a really embarrassing problem!
I have been seeing this guy for a few weeks. I have not had sex with anyone since my husband who had prem ejaculation so sex was really quick.
I had 2 children with my husband and sometimes have stress incontinence. Anyway when we had sex, I was in continent and somehow his socks got wet where they were under 'the action'. He asked how they got wet and I just changed the subject. I am mortified.
Do i say anything about the socks and what happens (if!!! which i doubt) we have sex again. He must have realised that it happened!! I want to crawl into a hole and die! What is the way forward - celebacy?!
-- Lil, Hants, UK

Dear Lil:
Everyone pissed themselves one time or another, even on other peoples socks. You're not alone!

Stress urinary incontinence can be treated by strengthening the pelvic floor muscles through Kegel exercises, Ben Wa balls, or a more recently developed exercise technique called vaginal cone therapy. Not only will you stop peeing on his socks once you master these exercises, sex will be so good he'll be peeing on yours!

* Urinary Incontinence Treatment

I hope this helped!


Nadine said...

You're an expert on everything, aren't you! :))

Dear AL said...

Almost everything, but I'm sure you can teach me a thing or two, specially when it comes to securing your remotes. ;)

Webmiztris said...

maybe she's having one of those 'female ejaculations' that I've read so much about. it's a rare thing, but it's possible!

Michele said...

You are aware, Dear AL, that countless people have read this post and thought, "how the hell am I going to comment on that?"

It gives me great satisfaction to point out that I am NOT one of those people,

Digger said...

She could go through surgery to fix that problem. I heard colostomy bags come in assorted colors.

Chuck said...

Pee on my socks and it's all over!
End of story!

Cheney said...

That's why I shoot my partner in the face!

Mike said...

"That's why I shoot my partner in the face!"

Cheney, how many times have I told you to lay off Georges pretzels?