My pet wouldn't perform on stage

dramatic chipmunk, chipmunk's, revenge, prairie dogDear AL:
Tonight me and Jewel, my pet ferret, were invited on a talk show to show off his tricks, but he wouldn't come out of his carrier. When I tried to take him out, he bit me right on stage. I think he was scared of the crowd, but tomorrow night he's gona perform if he likes it or not. Any ideas how to calm his nerves? -- Petra, Germany

Dear Petra:
Imitate him.

Good luck!


marshmallow_head said...

LMAO! What a random ending @.@!!!

Dear AL said...

That girl had it coming!