Since my male coworkers found out my plans to have my breasts reduced from my loud mouth girlfriend, they keep bringing it up. Stating all I need is a lift. They're also using this as an excuse to stare at my boobs while they talk to me!
Al, this is making me uncomfortable. What can I do to make them stop?
-- Trish, UK
Reduce your breasts to nothing. Works every time!
Seriously, you need to tell them to stop. If they don't, it's sexual harassment point blank. Tell your supervisor about what's happening, but if he's also part of the problem, then bring this up with your company's human resource office by filing a complaint. No one should have to put up with this bullshit, specially if they're planning a boob job.
Also, about your loud mouth girlfriend, next time you talk to her yell out "So you have a penis?" She had it coming!