I Have a Complex

Dear AL:
Last Thursday one of the most amazing girls I ever known tried to give me a kiss right after I helped her out with a simple math equation, showing her why complex number z is the sum of a real number and an imaginary number in complex waves.

The whole time while I was showing her this easy equation, I was scared she was gonna get a good look at my teeth! Four of my top teeth are so big, that when I close my mouth, you still see them! After about 10 minutes of explaining the equation to her, I saw her look at me kinda funny. She then got closer like she wanted to kiss, but I looked down at my shirt pocket as I put my pencil in it.

Since that day she's always staring at me, so maybe she likes me, or finally noticed my teeth! Why would a beautiful girl like someone like me? Al, I would love to be with her, but I don't feel comfortable with how I look! HELP!
-- Dave, Australia

Dear Dave:
Look, it sounds like she doesn't mind your teeth, and I'm sure you wont chisel her by accident if you kiss her. Take her out on a date, and while you're out explain the equation E=mc2. And when the time is right, and you know she wants it, peck away! Good luck!


Tracie B. said...

aw dave, you know looks aren't everything. just look at al--he's married for god's sake!

Dear AL said...

Tracie, so what are you trying to say, huh?!

Liz said...

Dave, I can see why she likes you. She's a GEEK!

Beautiful and smart, The best of both worlds!

Trudy Booty Scooty said...


You're advising him to do WHAT with his pecker?

Peck away? Is that like withdrawal? :)

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

dave, maybe you had somethin stuck in your teeth ? uh...

Rose DesRochers said...

Is it just me or is Al going soft on us? Maybe he’s been hanging around Johnathon too much. Just joking. Please don't bann me Al. LOL

Dave, you need more self esteem boy. She might be beautiful, but she could also be superficial. Just let nature take its course. Good luck and let us know how it works out.

Vengelyne said...

Um... look at me. I've got huge assed bunny teeth and I still get sexually harassed!!! >.<

That goes to show that looks ain't everything.

My two front teeth are so huge that during gym session once, the gym instructor asked if I was born in the year of the horse or rabbit. I asked why and he said cos I've teeth like them. WAHHHHHH!!! *sob* =(

Dear AL said...

Liz, nobody says geek anymore, it's DORK!

Trudy, When I told Dave to peck away, I was talking about his teeth. Oops!

lastlifeinmyuniverse, you might be on to something!

Rose, I'm going soft? Never! I'm always hard!

Vengelyne, you're beautiful. That gym instructor must have been born in the year of the asshole!

Sherry said...

I'd say

Amber said...

'year of the asshole' bwahahahahaha

ramblings said...

Awwwwwww, You softie you. That was totally sweet of you.

He needs to realize that girls CAN like a geeky kind of guy, with big teeth. Not all of us are superficial. Most are, I'll give him that, but not all.

beadinggalinMS said...

Kiss her!! Geeky guys are hot!! :)

Webmiztris said...

who knows - maybe she has a beaver fetish?