Last Thursday one of the most amazing girls I ever known tried to give me a kiss right after I helped her out with a simple math equation, showing her why complex number z is the sum of a real number and an imaginary number in complex waves.
The whole time while I was showing her this easy equation, I was scared she was gonna get a good look at my teeth! Four of my top teeth are so big, that when I close my mouth, you still see them! After about 10 minutes of explaining the equation to her, I saw her look at me kinda funny. She then got closer like she wanted to kiss, but I looked down at my shirt pocket as I put my pencil in it.
Since that day she's always staring at me, so maybe she likes me, or finally noticed my teeth! Why would a beautiful girl like someone like me? Al, I would love to be with her, but I don't feel comfortable with how I look! HELP!
-- Dave, Australia
Look, it sounds like she doesn't mind your teeth, and I'm sure you wont chisel her by accident if you kiss her. Take her out on a date, and while you're out explain the equation E=mc2. And when the time is right, and you know she wants it, peck away! Good luck!