Keep It Short, People!

Due to the chapters from novels I've been recieving asking for advice, I'm laying down some new ground rules!

From this day forward, if you write me a novel, you will be ignored! Seek a freakin publisher!

Keep it short, people! Dammit!

still exist you know!

Look over my archives to see if I already answered a similar problem, or if I already answered you! Sheesh!

6 comments:

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

ROFL you rock, al. you so rock !

Vengelyne said...

I was intending to write you, but you know how long-winded I can be...

Ok, off to Dear Abby I go...

Mr. Universe said...

Dear Abby isn't writing that column anymore, she is suffering from Alzheimer's disease! Read that link!

Nice try, Al!

Trish said...

Those long messages were getting tiresome, but you were pretty long winded yourself with some of your responses, Al. If I want a novel, I'll buy one!

Glad to see that you finally put your foot down! LOL!

Rose said...

Al, can you recommend a good publisher?

Chuck said...

Jonathan, you're bullshitting me!

No wonder Dear Abby never responded to my letter, she forgot!