I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!

Dear Al:
This is driving me crazy! Everytime my stay at home wife gets her hands on a bag of chips, box of Lucky Charms, or whatever, she tears into it like a fuckin rat, leaving a huge mess in the cabinets! When we eat at the table, it's like she forgets there's food on it, so she opens up a newspaper on top of everything like a freakin retard! She lets the garbage overflow with tons of gnats everywhere! She always fuckin messes up the backyard shed! I mean how hard is it to put things back where you got it from? She just throws things in there in a pile that I can't reach my freakin tools when I need them!

Al, I talked to her about this a million times! WTF is going on?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-- Mike, living in a pigpen

Yo Mike:
Sounds like you both have kids! If not... RUN!

Maybe she's overwhelmed with the house work, and is crying out for help, or she's just a pig! Give her a hand, and if possible, convince her to find a hobby or job to get her out of the house! Maintaining a home is hard work, she can't do it alone!

The next time she opens a newspaper over food, pour your drink on it, but not during dinner time, unless you want a Ginsu steak knife in your ass! I hope this helped!


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5 comments:

Sweety said...

Any guy who talks about his wife like that, belongs in a pigpen.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

sounds like my sis...

Titania said...

Yikes! Sounds like he needs to send her packing!

Honey said...

Seems funny...what is it about,gays? =)

Rose DesRochers said...

Sounds like she needs to send HIM Packing!