Dear AL:I've been singing for most of my life, and I think I'm darn good, but for some reason I can never win locally American Idol type contests, just these no talent ho’s! Over the years I usually make it to the final 3, but earlier this year I got booted after the first round of voting when I sang Barry Manilow's "I Write The Song," and I sang my heart out!
What do I have to do to win besides distributing Antonella Barba type blowjob photos?
-- Steffi (Not my real name), Germany
Dear Steffi (No duh!):
Maybe the world didn't feel like singing when you sang Barry's song. It could happen!
More than likely it was just a bad day, or these judges haven't a clue what real talent is. I'm sure you'll do better next year, minus the nude photos, but don't put all your eggs in one basket. If you're good as you say you are *Cough*, you'll get more exposure by uploading a video to YouTube of yourself singing, but please no Copacabana!
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4 comments:
I know Barry "writes the songs" but I wish he didn't because his songs suck!!
Bring on the Photo's....Can't hurt!
Um, maybe it's cause that song doesn't suit your singing style...
And forget about "Stairway to Heaven", right Al?
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