She Wouldn't Listen!

Dear Al:
For years I've been teaching my daughter right from wrong, that some boys just want only one thing, but she wouldn't listen.
My teenage daughter turned into every boys dream, a plaything with accessories.
She had a different boyfriend almost every other month for over 3 years, but none for the last 6 months since she's pregnant with a baby girl.

AL, my daughter told me to write you, do you have any advice?
-- Dawn, Paris, France

Dear Easy:
Do you know who the father is? Of course you do! It was Frédéric, Fabio, Leon, Serge, Pierre, and the rest of France!

Don't start that crap again with dating the city of Paris right after your daughter is born! Learn how to be alone until the right guy comes along, unless you prefer being their plaything, then more power to you, and babies!

18 comments:

Webmiztris said...

can't you get your daughter fixed or something? ;)

beadinggalinMS said...

boys are trouble stay away from them :)

luckysevn said...

Who's song is that line from??? "Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding... " Yeah.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

sounds like something out of maury, ricki, jenny, montell...

Dayngr said...

MOM! Stop writing to AL!

Tracie B. said...

i agree...new baby needs a peaceful existence...

ramblings said...

Gee-O!

I don't know what to say except that the harder she pushes her daughter to do right, the more she's going to rebel,but I also understand this was the last thing she wanted, so where do you draw the line? I wouldn't let her date for at least 4 years. And hopefully she makes her daughter take responsibility for her actions and makes her take care of the baby.

The Stiltwalker said...

had you also discussed birth control with her? how old is she? this is sad. there are so many babies born to too young parents and out of wedlock.

ramblings said...

Hey there AL, are you doing ok?

I'm just curious as I haven't seen or heard from you.

luckysevn said...

Yeah, Al??? Where ya been? Miss you!!! ;-)

Vengelyne said...

If she likes having unprotected sex so much, she can start a career as a surrogate mother! Sell the babies for cash!!!

ramblings said...

AL, I'm really starting to worry bout you.

Is everything ok?

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

hey, where are you Al? Are you still sick these days?
Well, I hope you come back soon.

ramblings said...

Sending out an SOS on you.

Hope your doing ok.

Sherry said...

lalala...

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

SOS!!!!!

Amber said...

I think after the baby is born Dawn should spend the next 3 years (at least) squeezing an asprin between her knees!!

Sweety said...

"dear Easy" rotflol!

I hope she'll be a good mom and stops messing around.