What the fark is up with Fark?

What the fark is wrong with these farkin crybabies who don't get their articles posted on fark.com?Dear Al:
I've been a member of Fark.com forever, and not one of my submitted articles ever made it on their front page! One time after I submitted an article, it got posted with the same tagline by someone else! Now I believe it's possible for two people to come up with the same idea, but my tagline was so off the wall, it's impossible someone could have thought of the same thing! Someone at Fark stole my tagline to take credit for my submitted article! I thought about writting Fark to complain, but after doing some research online about previous members with problems, I decided not to waste my time. What the Fark is up with Fark.com?
-- Ex-Fark Fan, Cyberspace

Dear Ex-Fark Fan:
Need a hanky?

What's the big deal that Fark didn't post this article under your user name? What would you have gotten out of it if the link to an article you found on the internet was posted by you on Fark? A boner? I'm sure nobody stole your article tagline (Title), but if they did, it wont be easy to prove. All submissions become the property of Fark.com.
Read their Terms of Service, Joker!

Have a nice day!

13 comments:

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Al, that was pretty farkin' harsh.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Sorry - can't help it since the last post.

ramblings said...

You know thats what I love about you, you tell ya like it is and no one gets off with a whiny attitude here do they?

Thank goodness for you.

Have a great weekend

Dear AL said...

Jessica, no problem! You can farkin comment here anyway you like.

Ramblings, somebody has to bust their chops!

Mr. Universe said...

Al, you are officially an asshole! I'm not gona waste my time posting on this blog again!

Chuck said...

Is that a promise, Jonathan? Hope so!

Webmiztris said...

wah wah WAH!

Sherry said...

Titty Baby!

ramblings said...

And the way you do it is just so comical and realistic too.

thats why i always come back

beadinggalinMS said...

Someone needs to call the Wahbulance for this guy!

Sweety said...

Wow, you're harsh :)

Rose said...

Opps someone should have read the terms.

The Stiltwalker said...

the best thing about Fark is when you see the tag that says "still no cure for cancer" that always cracks me up.