DearAl:I hav a big pimple on ma lip! I feld it comin in a coupel of days ago but did nart dink much bout it til ma wife notised it an sed "O my God I wana pop it!", an she did an it hert like a bich! Ma wife now has one on her lip, an it is biger dan minds! Coud it be comin frum da pigs feet we eat evory now an den? Apresheate yor help!
-- Ray, Georgia
Dear Ray:
I am nart shore, butt it souns like you boof mite hav herpeas, jus wonda how you caut it befor you gav it to yor wife? You did nart cach it frum da pigs feet, maybee frum trinkin frum sumone elsis trink. I recomens you boof see a doktor as soon as posibowl, an visit da RIF site.
Sorree it took me so lang to rite bac, hope I am nart to layt!
9 comments:
OMG!!! this was too much!
roflmao.
ok why Ray gotta be from Georgia and indulge occassionally on pig's feet. I'm officially offended! lol
speaking of bumps though...
ewwww! see what happens when you kiss Katie Holmes!!!
hey wait, did someone from my hometown write that?
i think hes got a bigger spelling problem...
Ramblings, dats wat I wa dinkin wen I furst red his email a weak ego.
The Stiltwalker, you'll be ok!
Webmiztris, Katie Holmes has herpes? Ewwwww!
Tracie B., I bet you wrote it!
lastlifeinmyuniverse, I dinks you rite!
Sherry, be careful not to roll on the floor too long, you might get kicked!
Jessica, are you ok?
Wonderful reply. :)
lol!!!!
LOL shoo farny! i lub u!
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