Mount St. Helen

Dear Al:
I have this big zit on my face my girlfriend nicknamed Mount Saint Helen, since the head is so white and large as hell! She's afraid to kiss me fearing that it could burst in her face, I'm embarrassed about being in public, and the guys at work rag on me all the time calling me zit instead of Zach! Al, have any advice?
-- Zach, Tucson Arizona

Dear Zach:
Pop it, you freakin idiot! Sheesh!

Zit face, how did you get my email anyway?

17 comments:

beadinggalinMS said...

Pop it!!

mrsmogul said...

Oh wait, you forgot to add...squeeze it so that the white puss comes out too.

Monika said...

listen to al:

grab a tissue and POP THE MOFO.

Webmiztris said...

and buy some Clean and Clear zit cream. that shit will dry out ANYTHING.

Vengelyne said...

>_< Popping pimples is gross... and yes, that's more gross than having pimples on the face IMHO!

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

"zit instead of Zach" rofl !!!

Tracie B. said...

why you gotta be so graphic?

luckysevn said...

Ew. That's all I have to say. Ew.

Sherry said...

OMG! I thought they should only last a day or two... UGH!

ramblings said...

Holy Shish-ka-bob! Did this kid really ask that?
I'm finding it hard to believe that PEOPLE don't know what to do for Zits.
Good Lord, is American youth getting more stupid?

curious Malaysian said...

n i thought the states was known for anti zit creams, pimple gel...n all in that fashion....

Paul F. said...

Is there a record in the Guiness Book of World records for the biggest zit? Maybe you should check into that.

The Stiltwalker said...

"pop the mofo" LOL

Webmiztris said...

maybe it's a tumor!!!!

Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

Well there will be scar... a tribute to Mt St Helen :)

just me said...

Don't kiss him--ever again!!!! Yuck!

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