Dear Al:I have this big zit on my face my girlfriend nicknamed Mount Saint Helen, since the head is so white and large as hell! She's afraid to kiss me fearing that it could burst in her face, I'm embarrassed about being in public, and the guys at work rag on me all the time calling me zit instead of Zach! Al, have any advice?
-- Zach, Tucson Arizona
Dear Zach:
Pop it, you freakin idiot! Sheesh!
Zit face, how did you get my email anyway?
15 comments:
Pop it!!
Oh wait, you forgot to add...squeeze it so that the white puss comes out too.
listen to al:
grab a tissue and POP THE MOFO.
and buy some Clean and Clear zit cream. that shit will dry out ANYTHING.
>_< Popping pimples is gross... and yes, that's more gross than having pimples on the face IMHO!
"zit instead of Zach" rofl !!!
why you gotta be so graphic?
Ew. That's all I have to say. Ew.
Holy Shish-ka-bob! Did this kid really ask that?
I'm finding it hard to believe that PEOPLE don't know what to do for Zits.
Good Lord, is American youth getting more stupid?
n i thought the states was known for anti zit creams, pimple gel...n all in that fashion....
Is there a record in the Guiness Book of World records for the biggest zit? Maybe you should check into that.
"pop the mofo" LOL
maybe it's a tumor!!!!
Well there will be scar... a tribute to Mt St Helen :)
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