WTF is Holiday Mathis Trying To Say?


Dear Al:
I've been playing Lotto forever, and haven't won a thing. My astrology sign stated yesterday that I have a good chance this week, but today it states "Gorillas show they're in love by picking nits off of one another."

What the fuck is Holiday Mathis trying to say?
-- The Player, http://lotterynumberspicker.blogspot.com

Yo Player:
She's horny! I hope this helped!

Welcome to Blogger, and good luck playing Lotto!

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holiday Mathis is obviously a 400lb gorilla who is in love with you and would like to play with your nits before lotto this week.

FLIPPANT

Sherry said...

LMAO!

Vengelyne said...

Lol @ flippant.

The Player should try other horroscope sites as well besides sticking to just one unless it's a really good one...

I personally recommend Cainer. He's good.

Monika said...

aahhhhahahaha

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Your blog rocks, Al!

Coming from Perez Hiltons site

Chuck said...

Maybe I can get some too, but I'm not taking sloppy seconds, Player!

Anonymous said...

I think Holiday is hungry. LOL!

Glad you commented on Perez Hilton's blog, or I would never known you existed! Move over Dear Abby!