Dear Al:
I've been playing Lotto forever, and haven't won a thing. My astrology sign stated yesterday that I have a good chance this week, but today it states "Gorillas show they're in love by picking nits off of one another."
What the fuck is Holiday Mathis trying to say?
-- The Player, http://lotterynumberspicker.blogspot.com
Yo Player:
She's horny! I hope this helped!
Welcome to Blogger, and good luck playing Lotto!
Filed under: personal problems, confused
7 comments:
Holiday Mathis is obviously a 400lb gorilla who is in love with you and would like to play with your nits before lotto this week.
FLIPPANT
LMAO!
Lol @ flippant.
The Player should try other horroscope sites as well besides sticking to just one unless it's a really good one...
I personally recommend Cainer. He's good.
aahhhhahahaha
LMAO! Your blog rocks, Al!
Coming from Perez Hiltons site
Maybe I can get some too, but I'm not taking sloppy seconds, Player!
I think Holiday is hungry. LOL!
Glad you commented on Perez Hilton's blog, or I would never known you existed! Move over Dear Abby!
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