How can I get her back?

Dear AL:
I'm living in hell. My girl broke up with me. We've been dating 4 months, but when I discovered her prosthetic toe when I jumped into the shower with her, she called it quits after smacking me a few times. She's the most sweetest person in the world, but reacted like that because how I reacted when I saw her toe on the soap dish. Just wish she told me.

We haven't been together long, but I love her very much. How can I get her back? I thank God everyday for meeting a girl like her!
-- Tony, Alaska

Dear Tony:
You should also thank God she didn't have a prosthetic leg, she would've killed you!

Declare your feelings for her by writing her a letter, then give her a day or two to contact you. If she doesn't, give her a call and tell her the same. She might need more time, so you have to be strong for the both of you. She probably was gona tell you at some point about her prosthetic, but now you know, and if you hang in there and don't give up, everything will be ok.

8 comments: said...

Its kind of hard to believe she hadn't told him already.

That being said, he should be careful. Look what happened to Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

Dear AL said...

Not easy to bring up if you're scared that this will kill your relationship. Guess she doesn't have to worry about that now.

Cynnie said...

you can have a prosthetic toe?

Kate Michele said...

i was thinking the same thing as cynnie. and i'm sorry but the whole soap dish thing made me laugh.. i'm a horrible person aren't i?

Dear AL said...

Cynnie, you can have a prosthetic anything.

Kate, You're not horrible. When I first read this... um... Ah... I better not say if I want to continue to have writers.

Monika said...

Sorry sorry....But there are not dates on your posts! Only times!

Dear AL said...

No problem, Moni.

Great to have you back!

RHSPapa aka The Sane said...

Great advice!