Dear AL: My girlfriend just has a record of leaving all her ex-boyfriends hanging, not actually breaking up with them. I want to be the first because I know she isn't in to me any more and I know that breaking up would just kill her. I really don't want that. HELP!!! -- dyvius, Colorado
Yo Dyvius: You want to be the first what? Lay?
How can you be the first of anything if she's not into you? Move on dude. Masturbate. She'll be alright, believe me.