I had it at my job. I've been working for a paper forever, 5 years to be exact, and every time when I think I can move up, they bring someone new from the outside. The last guy didn't even had the experience, and I had to train him! Train him how to be a managing editor!
AL, I'm quiting as of today and starting an advice column like yours. Can I copy your blogs template?
April fool's! About the blog part. :)
-- Josh, Minnesota
No wonder you didn't get the job, you're a moron.
When you try to pull off an April Fools Day joke, specially in an email, you don't state April fools within the same message as the joke, Beaves.
Now get back to your cubicle, and stop being a chump. You are hired to do a job, not to train someone to be your boss. Remember that!