Dear AL:I'm a mother of 3 beautiful children, and one funky ass husband! I don't ask for much out of life, take care of everybody and the house, but these streaks in my husbands underwear is getting on my f-ing nerves! I can't take this shit anymore!
I've told him a million times to clean his ass good, to use the whole damn roll of toilet paper if he has to, and he says he does, but he's full of shit!
I mean come on, how hard is it to wipe your ass? It's not rocket science!
Al, I know you're gona have a field day with this email, but I don't care!
If you can help me solve this problem with the streaks in my husbands underwear, I'll do your laundry! His shit is driving me crazy!
You're a guy, and I'm sure you shit your shorts before, what did you do to solve this problem?
-- Loraine, Bronx, New York
Dear Loraine:
No comment!
9 comments:
OMG!! I have no comment either LOL :)
Good answer Dr. LOL
Oh Good God! I have a good question for her,
why doesn't she make him do his own shitty laundry. If my hubby did that, I WOULD NOT TOUCH HIM IN ANY WAY EVER!
How funny is this? I loved your answer by the way! Pleading the fifth?
the underwear says it all: "justus boyz" are capable of such ;)
lol! All I can say is....judging by the tone of that question...I think I know the person who wrote it! lol She doesn't have kids and she doesn't live in NY, but she IS funny and I bet her hubby does leave "tracks". LOL
ewww! my advice is this..when you encounter a pair of undies in the wash with a shit stain, pitch them. maybe when hubby realizes he has no more undies left and has to keep running to the store for more, he'll learn his lesson!
BeadinggalinMS, Rose, Ramblings, Loraine, Sherry, when I stated that I have no comment, that doesn't mean I still shit my drawers!
That's right, Eastern Butterfly, just boyz shit their shorts!
I grew out of that ages ago!
Trudy, so who sent me that email? Is it a certain person with a infared looking profile pic? ;)
Dawn, thank you! Take heed, Loraine!
Cherish is right, sharts could be the problem (shitty/farts).
Also, tell your husband to use the toilet paper and sort of stick his finger a little way into his bum (with the toilet paper covering the finger) and jiggle his finger around a bit to get the leftovers. Sounds like he has a problem getting it all out.. Don't ask how I know this, but the tip came from a medical source.
I'm gonna have to make this anonymous because I don't think I can handle it.
My husband asked me not to comment on this one... sorry.
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