Dear Al:I'm in love! I met this incredibly awesome beautiful girl that rocks my world! Her name is Katie! Since Katie came into my life, something extraordinary magnificent has happened to me that I can't restrain myself since I'm so happy! I made a fool out of myself not long ago while I was jumping on a friends couch laughing manically "I'm in love! I'm in love!", but that's ok. I'm really happy because Katie is an extraordinary woman! My friends are happy for me, people I know, my mom and my whole family are happy for me! But I have a little problem, not that I'm saying I'm not happy, because I am since I love Katie so much! Katie is starting to develop pimples on her face, but they'e not gross yet, just it doesn't look good. Katie wants to start using medicated acne pads for her face, which I'm totally agains't! Those acne pads introduces chemicals to the body which are harmful, because I know since I've done the research. I explained to Katie that all she has to do to get rid of the pimples is to take vitamins and exercise, but she insists on using those medicated acne pads!
Al, how can I make Katie see the light? I would really appreciate a response from you before I start my E-meter treatment today to free my Thetans from the influence of evil Engrams. Thanks!
--Tom, tomcruiseblog.blogspot.com
Dear Tom:
Tom, it's great that you're in love, just stop reminding us!
So what you're saying is you want Katie to clear up her pimples, but you want her to clear up her pimples by taking the road that you approve of, as opposed to a road that may work for her? If you truly love Katie, then let her clear up her pimples the way she sees fit, unless you prefer seeing her with whiteheads the size of peas!
I hope this helped! Now go and free your Thetans!
16 comments:
You have to be one sick puppy to pretend to be someone famous! That person must be a loser!
Lol @ Jonathan's comments.
Whiteheads the size of peas? Ack!!! Al, you weren't indirectly talking about me there, were you? *shifty eyes*
You shouldn't talk paper clip... I mean Jonathan!
IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE KNOCKS SOME SENSE! LOL!
LMAO
i think if he really loves her he will try and make sure that every little thing that she does is done the way he says, because after all, he loves her and wants the best for her. right? i mean, that's not control, that's LOVE.
;)
LOL jon
Will exercise also help her herpes, Tom?
BLECH!
LMAO! Cruise freeks me out anymore.
Oh my goodness! How funny you are!!!
katie should get on the couch and jump up and down, maybe the pimples would just fall off.
hey al, its good to be back, even if only for a moment, great going pal.
Tom is ever-knowing... After all how could he possibly give advice on silent labor and delivery if he weren't?
HAPPY EASTER AL!!
Hope its a great day for ya
Happy Easter Al
You are soooooo hysterical!
And what the HECK is Gmail?
:)
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