Dear Al:In about 20 minutes I'm getting married, but I'm so nerves! Nobody from my family is gona be at our wedding since my fiancee told them not to come, but that's because she said that her parents didn't have enough money for the party afterwards since they already arranged it for 500 of her family. Everything is going according to my future bride's plans, and the suit she brought for me looks great, but something doesn't feel right! I don't want to be nerves at the alter of our wedding, she'll kill me!
Al, I would really appreciate some last minute advice, but please make it short! Thanks!
-- Dominic, El Paso, Texas
Dear Dominic:
Run!
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21 comments:
LMFAO
I almost dyed chocking on a scone.
Dude... since I'm not exactly a believer in marriage... umm... *insert witty advice here*
whoa....I think Dominic might be Rockchild! He spells "nervous" the same way! ;)
Monika, don't worry! I know CPR!
Dawn, I thought Jeremy below was Rockchild! Maybe they're all related! That's all this world needs, 3 of them!
Oops! I ment I know the Heimlich Maneuver, Monika. See what you did to me, Dawn!
I thought that's how nervous was spelled before! You had to ruin my weekend! Huh... Dawn!
So Chuck, are you Dominic? This is making me nerves!
Why would he need advice 20 mins before the weddding? you can tell she is a controling witch(I meant that to be with a B)His family cant attend? what the hell? and you were right RUN
What I like to know is if Dominic went through with it! LOL!
Dominic: GO ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON!
Lol... why get married in the first place if you're now asking what you've done???
Good advice RUN.
Al! I could have DIED with you administering CPR =(
LOL! A little late to be asking advice. This guy would deserve what he got, methinks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA why say a million words when one simple word will do :)
run Dominic run!!!
So did you really get married? Now i'm curious after reading this post, wow
Dominic, maybe your wife was having a bad everyday! Hopefuly she calms down in her next life.
Have a nice honey moon.:)
Dominic couldn't have gotten a better advice... a new pair of running shoes couldn't hurt either...
looks like whoever she is is getting a real dildo for a husband.
LOL stilt
hey! lovet his blog!
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