Dear AL:One of the worst things in the world I never thought could happen happened tonight in my home! I caught my 18 year old son having cybersex! I walked into his bedroom to say goodnight, and there he was playing with himself in front of his webcam! He quickly put his penis away and turned off his computer, and I walked out in shock!
I don't know who was on the other end, just hope it wasn't a guy! Should I pretend like I didn't see anything?
-- Jolted in Seattle
Dear Jolted:
I'm sure it's not Michael Jackson on the other end, so don't worry. It's the best protection against STD's and he's not playing with someone else's flute. Everything will be ok... It could've been worse.
15 comments:
it's absolutely not michael jackson - he'd never go for any boy that old! love that video, al!
My advice talk to your son. It will be better to talk about it then to let slide.
Al, you owe me a new laptop! That video made me spit coffee all over it! LMAO!
Funny stuff...I guess that is what they call "family values"!
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That video was hilarious! Your advice right on target.
Just nod your head, smile and give him a wink when you see him again. That'll really fry his brain.
Hahha... another good youtube video that matches yr reader's problem. Al, you really have too much free time in your hands!
Jolted in Seattle shouldn't worry so much. That was only ONE occasion she caught her son cyber sex-ing. What about the other occasions she missed out? She'd go bald worrying over it. Let loose... It's part of growing up for the kiddo...
dude, aren't you relieve that he's shooting his load in his hand, rather than impregnating the reverend's daughter?
think about it
Monika is right you should be happy he is doing himself and not getting some girl pregant.
O SNAP ! LOL
im with mon. *licks mon*
yikes! thank goodness for mom's spaghetti
yea baby yeaaaa ;)
hahahaaaaa!
I'm still laughing my Ass off!
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Great advice Al (as usual!) Although I think if I walked in on that, I'd have freaked!!
I have some adice: Knock on the door mom!!!!
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