Yo Al:I'm currenly seein two girls, my wife and her best friend. Her best friend wants me to spend more time wit her, but my wife is so needy dat I barely have time to see myself in a mirror. How can I work both of dem witout gettin caught? I Can't afford a divorce right now!
I only want an answer how to play dis, not how fucked up you might dink dis is. Danks!
-- Terrence, Komton, CA
Dear Terrence:
You're SCREWED!
Message from your wife (edited for decency):
You muddafudin cheating piece of shit! I show you Al's blog and your illiterate crack ass writes him for advice? I'm a regular here you fuckin dumbass! You have one hour to pack your bags before I clock your ass with my wiffle bat! Tell my dear friend "the ho" to keep her distance or I'll clock her ass too!
We live in Compton, not Komton!
-- Tamara, Compton, CA
You tell him, Tamara!
8 comments:
Get him Tamara!!
Tamara, you go girl!
Muahahahahaha this is hilarious!
LOL
Wow... the wife sure writes and spells better than the hubby.
THAT was funny! Now pardon me while I clean the Diet Coke off my screen!
THAT was funny! Now pardon me while I clean the Diet Coke off my screen!n!
I say let dem ho's fite!
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