Dear AL:There's this girl I've seen around for ages, but I can't work up the courage to talk to her. She's very popular, amazingly beautiful, and seems fun to be around. I see her alot when I'm out, and my friends try to incourage me to talk to her, but I just drink my beer. I'm so crazy about this girl! How can I get over my fear to talk to her?
-- Charlie, Idaho
Yo Charlie:
Are you a virgin?
Look, grab your balls and talk to the girl, but if you're a girl, grab your cooch. You're gona hate yourself if you don't at least try. Girls like that don't stay single forever, but if she's already taken, continue drinking.
I hope this helped.
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7 comments:
Charlie, if you look like anything like the picture in this post, just drink your beer.
al dude, don't tell him to keep drinking! What if he gets a drining problem!
Charlie, just talk to her. You'll always regret it if you don't. And anyways, what do you have to lose? 5 minutes of drinking time? Suck it up and open your mouth.
i say continue drinking either way. :D I drink like a fish on the weekends and have no "problem" with it whatsoever!
I like when I see the word 'cooch' in print. It does something to me.
Grab your cooch! Hilarious!
Hey Al, missed you lately. What's been going on!
I thought something bad had happened to you, you were gone for like ever!
Chuck,
Think yourself into an erection and then bump into her with it. I have tried more than once and it really works.
Charlie, put your fears aside and just talk to her! If she isn't interested, than at least you'll know for sure. Just get it out of your system!
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