Hey Al:I wanna go visit my mom but I seriously can't stand her husband. He lives there, of course, and he's always home. So, if I wanna spend some time driving all the way up there to go visit my mom in person, I have to deal with him too. I really can't stand the guy so I stay away and just call my mom on the phone. What would you do in this situation?
-- Paul, cyberspace
Yo Paul:
If you haven't already, talk to your Mom. Let her know how you feel.
You could invite her over, just she might bring baggage along, which could work to your advantage if you play your cards right. Have a friend pretend to be your live in disgusting girlfriend, to include burping, farting, and whatever it takes that when you invite your Mom over again, she'll come alone. Let your Mom in on your plans so she wont get sick.
I hope this helped!
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4 comments:
And I thought I was ugly! God Damn!
Chuck, I think you and her are neck and neck!
That's some good advice, Al. I don't think my wife will go for it though. She is very modest when it comes to farting and burping. Plus, she is about ten times hotter than that chick whose picture you put next to this post. Chuck's mug would look better if you put a wig on him. But I like where you're going with this. Maybe I can be the disgusting one! Thanks again.
Paul, you wrote me? Just ask a friend to be your long lost brother or sister from another life! Works every time!
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