Dear Al:I love my girlfriend to death, but she wont try anything different when it comes to sex!
I want to bang her doggy style, do the 69er, fuck her in the ass, and do the flapjack!
But she wont budge! She's always on top!
She mostly loves riding me while I'm laying on the floor, but my ass can't take that shit anymore! She broke my tailbone!
Al, as of today, I'm wearing the pants in our relationship! I'm gona be on top from here on out! Any ideas how to get there?
-- Ron, Melbourne, Australia
Dear Ron:
If your wife doesn't own a dildo, you might have a chance to get on top!
Or maybe not!
Look... Talk to her, let her know how your ass feels! If she still wont let you get on top, tell her she can ride you as long as you're laying on a bed. If she still wont compromise, grab the nearest dildo! Good luck!
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7 comments:
yea ditch her. your not compatible sexually.
Lmao @ the video.
Why don't they just take turns being on top? Compromise!
Or if it's not on the bed, put a few thick towels on the floor before he gets forced to be on bottom again...
LOL! I vote compromise too.
HaHaHa--Love the video!
Obviously these two aren't compatible. They need to talk!!!
LMAO. Youtube will be the death of us all.
huh, she ONLY likes to be on top?
What's WRONG with this woman! Diversity is so much hotter
hey, at least you're getting some!
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