Dear Al:I am married to my husband for over 7 years, and we never had any problems up until now. Shortly after we hired our neighbors 20 year old daughter to babsit our two children, I caught her performing oral sex on my husband! I immediately fired her and told my husband that he has 3 days to find a new place! He then told me he was sorry and asked for my forgiveness, so I gave him a second chance, and he rehired our neighbors daughter to babsit again.
Did I do the right thing?
-- Confused, Tennessee
Dear Confused:
Babsit? Ok readers, I'm gona let this mistake slide, but it would've been good!
Anyway, if I was in your shoes, I would have kicked his ass to the curb from the start! And if he begs to come back, I would give him the option to walk and quack like a duck for 3 hours everyday, up and down the neighborhood for a whole week, or divorce! I made a fool of myself one time, and he can too!
Your husband is not sorry for what he did, or that tramp wouldn't be in your house! Fire her ass again, tell him to pull his head out of his ass, and if he starts bitching, you know what to do! Good luck!
17 comments:
Divorce...? That's fast! I say hire a hunky gigolo to piss your hubby off and the tramp. Tramp will try to flirt and attract (seduce or whatsoever)gigolo. Hopefully gigolo has AIDS and END of tramp.
Viva La Retribution!
Why exactly do wives let husbands choose the babysitters in the first place? The forgiveness was ok the first time... now if she keeps him she will be a mug.
Okies, if it was me... I'd pretend to have NEVER seen what have happened. Guys who are cheating tend to be extra nice to their missus as they're guilt-stricken somehow...
And when they're extra nice, then it'd be the right time to keep pressing and squeezing for what the woman wants materially... Make sure they splurge on you!! When the mofo is stony broke, ditch the mofo and ask for a divorce. Even so, make sure the alimony still comes in...
Well, only if that was me. Of course, I don't hope to get a cheating partner. =D That's why Al, you're irresistible, but still you're off-limits to me. ;-)
I'm still mad at you Al, you know that don't you?
Can't believe you're telling her to make her husband quack like a duck!
i say let the scummy husband and the underage slutty babsiter (?) move in together. they can quack like ducks together. that is, 'till he finds a babsiter for THEIR new baby...
I'm with Sherry, because I would've been all over "Babsit" like a swarm of bees!
Wish I had a wife like her, to allow the babsitter back in the house! That is one lucky guy!
Red Hot Sexy Papa, that may not be a good idea, her husband might be bi!
Sherry, I promise you I'll be all over my next writer, if she's not Lorena Bobbit!
Ramblings, you're scaring me!
Amber, maybe their wives are hoping their husband would be thoughtful and pick a homely looking girl, but instead become OWNED!
Vengelyne, I didn't know the pencil in my hand picture in my profile was such a turn on, maybe I'll take a shot with a pencil on my ear, just for you!
Jonathan, you better believe it! And I thought you was never gona post on my blog again, do you secretly want me? Well, there's a problem, I'm straight!
Tracie B., that's letting him off easy! I say stay married to the scum, and east alot of pasta! At 300 pounds, she'll gross him out until the day he croaks!
Ben, I would have been on top of "Babsit"... Ou, that didn't come out right! Hope wifey doesn't read this reply! I didn't mean it the way it sounded honey!
moral of the story: never trust next-door-babsiters ;)
Yeah, I be vicious if I wanna! Did I spell that word right?
you know... with the fact that women have previously dismembered their husband's or boyfriends family jewels out of jealousy, you would think that men would be more careful to practice fidelity today... or at the very least, not get caught... coz it goes to show that when we say we'll cut it off, OH, WE'LL CUT IT OFF. lol.
Who is paying this babsitter? Hopefully not confused. If soo kick them both to the curb.
I think she should lock the bastard and the tramp in the house together...once the tramp gets a wiff of his skid marked undies from a few posts ago she'll run like mascara...and THEN wifey can dump his sorry ass.
Might as well make him lose it all IMHO :)
best advice yet is by Jessica: make sure the sitter is under the legal age to fool around! ;)
WTF. Why would she give him a second chance and why would she allow him to hire the babysitter again.
Jessica? OMG, yah make sure the girls younger Confused so you can allow a little girls innocence to be robbed from her just so you can bust your hubby. Seesh Jessica and Eastern!!!!! I can't believe that you're telling her to put a child in harms way.
Confused as hard as it might be. Move on! You deserve better.
Dear Al, that's a very kind suggestion, but I'm not so superficial to fall for physical appearance, yeah? =P
But of course, a man's fingers say a lot about him. Muahahha... >:)
You absolutely did the right thing, and can you please send me the name of your babysitter?
Obviously he's not sorry if he rehired the skank. Kick him to the curb.
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