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What's wrong with Britney?

Dear AL:
I'm a huge fan of Britney Spears, but I'm very troubled with what's happening to her! This is not the same girl I worshipped since I was a teenager. What's wrong with her?
- Patricia, California

Dear Patricia:
She's the Antichrist! Proof Below!

Distributing Antonella Barba blowjob photos

Dear AL:
I've been singing for most of my life, and I think I'm darn good, but for some reason I can never win locally American Idol type contests, just these no talent ho’s! Over the years I usually make it to the final 3, but earlier this year I got booted after the first round of voting when I sang Barry Manilow's "I Write The Song," and I sang my heart out!

What do I have to do to win besides distributing Antonella Barba type blowjob photos?
-- Steffi (Not my real name), Germany

Dear Steffi (No duh!):
Maybe the world didn't feel like singing when you sang Barry's song. It could happen!

More than likely it was just a bad day, or these judges haven't a clue what real talent is. I'm sure you'll do better next year, minus the nude photos, but don't put all your eggs in one basket. If you're good as you say you are *Cough*, you'll get more exposure by uploading a video to YouTube of yourself singing, but please no Copacabana!

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I thought we can still remain as friends

Dear AL:
My boyfriend and I broke up and he has been avoiding me for a week. I thought we can still remain as friends, yet what he does made me feel really sad.
-- THAT GIRL

Dear Girl:
Either your ex-boyfriend is cold, or he's avoiding you because he still has feelings for you, and can't bear being just a friend. Give him his space, and maybe he will come around, but be prepared if he doesn't. In the mean time, get on with your life, go out with your friends, masturbate!

I hope this helped!

Should I tell my MD that I'm stupid?

Dear AL:
My managing director told me about a job possibility for me and told me to apply and it would be a matter of course, but not to talk about it with others. He said he had already spoken to my direct boss and the person who would be my new boss. I applied for the new job as I was told to and I was seen by many people in this persons office (not somewhere I usually go) I felt I needed to make my current boss feel I was not going behind his back as he can be very difficult. I told him and he had not been told by the MD that this was what they had decided for me! What I want to know is should I tell the MD that I have been stupid?
-- Hailey

Dear Hailey:
You lost me on that last sentence. Not sure why you should tell your managing director that you're stupid, but if you feel like it, more power to ya!

Maybe your MD told your direct boss and he forgot, or was going to tell him after he lied to you. You didn't do anything wrong, so don't worry about it. For future reference, if something like this ever comes up again, let your current boss know what you're about to do before you do it. This way you wont feel like telling your company President that you're stupid.

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I've lost my way and don't know where to turn.

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-- Li, China

Dear Li:
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I hope this helped!

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