Dear AL:What do you do when an ex-girlfriend wont leave you alone? She broke up with me about a year ago because of my maturity and lack of goals. She was right, so I changed my ways, and I found someone else in the process. Since she discovered 6 months ago that I have a new girlfriend, my ex comes by my job twice a week, and calls me up almost every other day. The last time she called I told her like times before to stop calling, but she went nuts that I couldn't understand a word. Since my phone records my phone calls, I discovered what she said did make sense when I played it in reverse! I'm not sure if this was some freak reaction, or some message she rehearsed, but she said in reverse "If I can't have you, you'll be joining Elvis!"
A few days ago she sent some sick ecard that promotes stalking by American Greetings. Here's the link to it, but not to my actual ecard, so you can see this twisted egreeting for yourself and how far off the deep end my ex is: http://tinyurl.com/y7rzvs
Al, my ex-girlfriend is freaking me out! So what do you think?
-- Joe, another place
Yo Joe:
I think you're fucked!
Like what I told a previous reader, you need to get a restraining order agains't this pyscho. I also suggest to start looking for a new place to live and a new job. If she's this far gone then there's no saying what she would do next if she chooses to ignore the court order.
Good luck Joe, you're gona need it! Have a Happy Halloween!
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